Best hot rod phrases

Those aren't oil leaks, my musclecar is just marking it's territory.

That isn't an oil leak, it's HORSEPOWER SWEAT!

And I was just told by Tris, that BFG has a TV commercial that has 30 seconds of a car spinning the tires, and the shrieking sound is all you hear, afterwards, the voice over comments "it isn't the tires screaming, its the asphalt!"