Black Humour: Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse… Limousine!

Depending on one’s superstitions, people may touch their collar whenever they see a hearse; others on the other... hand might grab their genitals while some may even gruesomely spit on the ground. Generally speaking, if you’re not the type who’s watched “Corpse Bride” like 50 times, a hearse is something you’d probably prefer to avoid seeing -let alone hopping in for a joy-ride. Right? Mmm, not according to the e-bay seller of this ’79 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse that has been transformed into a limo. Here’s some of the seller's quotes on the Caddy: “Would make an awesome limousine service”, “There is a custom neon kit in the interior that lights up blue when running” & “Doors are upholstered with cathedral design”. Yikes… -Continued: Click “Read More…” below to see more pics and the vehicle description

VEHICLE DESCRIPTION

This '79 Cadillac Fleetwood hearse is up for auction in Nashville, TN.
Runs and drives GREAT, smooth transmission!
Engine is a 425 big block , and has 71,689k miles. Engine was rebuilt 2k miles ago!!
Automatic transmission.
Aluminum wheels & reasonably new tires in good condition.
Flowmaster exhaust dualed out.
Air-ride shocks.
Solid frame.
Clear title.

Would make an awesome limousine service!

All stickers are removeable, and i'll even include a bottle of goo-gone if you so wish!

All glass windows are great.
Includes some stickers (but can be removed if you see fit!)

There is a custom neon kit in the interior that lights up blue when running,
Has neon underbody kit as well that is not currently hooked up- but could very easily.
Blue neon around the front liscense plate, as well.

Carriage lights on both sides of hearse are custom with blue lenses to match the car & neon.

Two aftermarket hoodscoops in great condition.

Custom skull hood ornament that hides your spare key! Also on top of the tail-light fins (see pictures).

As this car is more custom, the curtians are removed from windows and are not included, but the back windows are tinted.

Headliner is in great condition.
Doors are upholstered with cathedral design.

Vinyl top is custom, as well as the rear cat-eye window.

Comes with entertainment center, 20" emerson tv /dvd/vhs with remote, CD rack, 2 drawers
for storage (dvds, vhs, video games), cabinet space for a video game console, and a drink holder.
PLENTY of leg room between back seat and tv console, very comfortable!

Black and blue aftermarket steering wheel, with skull suicide steering knob.
Speaker system includes : four 6" speakers, four 6"x9" speakers, four 8" (red with stickers)
speakers. All in speaker boxes, not ported but well made!

Rear has a custom diamond plate hatch door that holds spare tire, jack, and tire iron.

Back seat is leather with center arm rest.
Front seats are cloth with same material and pattern as upholstered doors.