It's Earthweek, and celebrating the natural resources is paramount, so...

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2007/04/2007_earth_week_2.html

has a hilarious entry about a 440 powered Satellite with "Keisler 5-Speed manual that dumps into a set of 3:55 gears. Edelbrock intake and heads coupled with a Demon carburetor and Keith Black pistons ensure the Earth’s precious fossil fuels are burned at a prodigious rate. Quicker than the Arabs can pump it out of the ground"